Eggs.
*shudders*
I thought I'd cook eggs today.
*retches*
The eggs were within their expiration date.
*pukes-and-swallows*
So I thought I'd fry two up for breakfast/lunch.
*runs to door, hand over mouth*
I cracked the first one.
*cringes at memory*
It was decidedly not within its date.
*all-out vomits*
Seriously, that was gross.
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4 comments:
Meh.
Enough Frank's and you would have been fine ;-)
No, seriously. No amount of hot sauce could have fixed this. I had to wash my hands with dish soap and open up all open-able windows and doors, plus put the pan outside. Not sure quite how I'm gonna clean that pan, seeing as I can't go within three feet of it without wanting to vomit...
Maybe it wasn't the eggs' fault. Maybe you're pregnant? :-)
Maybe?
Not unless the kid's initials are gonna be J.C.
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