Update, Sans Grammar

I'm tired and lazy and paragraphs are beyond my Monday capabilities:

• The mercury creeped up above zero today for the first time in a week. That is nice.
• Today is Martin Luther King, Jr Day. Not that I get a day off of work or anything, but, yeah, Go MLK. Good guy.
• Mondays suck.
• Volcanoes are cool, but also suck.
• Despite ordering them in SEPTEMBER, I still do not have scissors or gluesticks for my classroom. This angers me. Incurs my wrath, even (Jody, that's for you).
• Mondays can bite me.
• I need some new music recommendations. I haven't bought any new music in quite a while.
• Sleepy... need nap...