Monday, September 19, 2005

Why the Federal Government Needs to Buy me a Dogsled or a Snow Machine

So, apparently, a lot of stuff is now "Unable to be shipped by air due to federal shipping regulations. Please choose a ground shipping option."

Well, kiss my shiny and ample white behind, there AIN'T NO GROUND SHIPPING OPTION. Unless they're going Pony-Express it from Anchorage to Bethel (look at a map, see those mountains in between the two cities?), then Bethel to the village, it's GOING TO HAVE TO GO ON A PLANE.

Things that are apparently off-limits to me and my ilk include that no-water-needed hand sanitizer and certain electronics.

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