Thursday, March 16, 2006

Unfair

I woke up with a hangover this morning.

One problem: I didn't drink last night. I haven't consumed an alcoholic beverage since New Years Eve, as a matter of fact.

If I'm gonna have a headache in the morning, I should have a fun evening to blame it on. But nooooooooo, I'm a good little teacher-in-a-dry-village... I don't touch alcohol while I'm here. Know what I did last night? Dishes.

I have a dish-washing hangover. That is just wrong.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dude! I JUST did my dishes.... does that mean I'll have a dishes hangover too? Damnit, if I had only known to read your blog before doing dishes. I shoulda left them for my cabana boy...

The Smacca said...

I certainly hope not. Take the following precautions:

1. Drink lots of water.
2. Take Advil as necessary.
3. Avoid blunt strikes to the head.