For months, I've been admiring a particular kindergarten student's version of the Pledge of Allegiance... I finally got around to documenting the specifics:
I blech a leechance to the flake of the Noonighted States of the Mairca, and to the repuhpic for which it stands, one nachun, on the God, indabisbull, with liberty and justist for all.
Amen, little brother.
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